Chapter 60's scholarship recipient, Lyndon Cannonigo, talks
about his career goals in criminal justice.
Diane Guignet presents the $500 Paul Guignet Scholarship to
was the lucky recipient of the 50/50 drawing. Sgt.-at-Arms, Ed McIntire
presents the cash.
A young Irish girl
goes into her priest on Saturday morning for confession. "Father, forgive
me for I have sinned."
"Yes, I went out
with me boyfriend Friday night. He held me hand twice, kissed me three
times, and made love to me two times."
"Daughter! I want
you to go straight home, squeeze seven lemons into a glass, and drink it
"Will that wash
away me sin?"
"No, but it will get the silly smile off your face."